you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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