is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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