that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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