member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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