Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
