Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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