I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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