My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
