this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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