i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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