Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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