mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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