you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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