she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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