Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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