oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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