we have officially lost it.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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