You really coming over, don't trick.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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