My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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