omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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