is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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