please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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