Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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