so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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