So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize
