Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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