Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Goodbee
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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