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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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