I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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