i think my mom watched the whole time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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