i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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