Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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