I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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