if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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