She's JV to your varsity
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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