Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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