btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he laminated a picture of his dick.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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