were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just pee around me
I can't put those talents on a resume
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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