You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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