i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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