:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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