talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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