# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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