At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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