You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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