forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We had sex on a dog bed..
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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