so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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