i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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