She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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