Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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